Oh Tom.

My coworker,(who wishes to remain anonymous, but her name may or may not parallel chocolate :P) posted this on her Facebook this morning:

Tom Green is standing in front of me right now at starbucks. After ordering a mocha (with whip) the friendly Barista asked for his name. "Tom," the bearded comedian said with a "duh" quality in his voice. The friendly tween Barista asked him to repeat it not once, but twice. Dude...Tom...next time try, "I used to bang Drew Barrymore!" Poor guy. Hope he enjoys his Mocha with "Whip It!"